On tour crazy things happen. One time William Penn and His Pals were at a motel after a gig in Fresno where we got into a little mischief.
After a gig, we were partying with this other band. They were fun guys to hang out with. We all noticed the guitar player from their band was fast asleep on his bed. So, we decided to quietly lift the mattress with him on it. We carried it out to the pool without waking him. It was cold outside and we saw steam rising from the water like some Scottish Loch. Gently we floated him away. Surprisingly, the mattress stayed afloat for a whole 30 seconds. But he shifted his weight and rolled into the water. He woke up struggling for his life. When he crawled out of the pool he stood there fuming. He was a sight in his boxers and dripping long fiery red hair. We were all laughing so hard. After the shock he started laughing too.
The next day when our manager was driving us out of town, the California Highway Patrol stopped us and made him pay for the damages to the motel room.
Mike Shapiro